Tonight is the last night of our honeymoon and I want to make the most of it. Since the night we decided we wanted to try to get pregnant, we’ve been having sex at every available opportunity, and I can’t get enough
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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We’re having a lovely dinner party for a bunch of friends and neighbours and you’ve disappeared. After a brief search, I find you, in our room, on our bed, with your cock in your hand, stroking yourself like we don’t have a
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Our exes are horrible people and we’re lucky to be rid of them. Yours has a big mouth and keeps nothing private, while mine is selfish in bed and only cares about his own needs. Over the course of my friendship with
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We’ve just had dinner with your best friend and his new girlfriend, and, well, she’s very different from his previous girlfriend. She’s very different from our entire friend group, actually. Okay, I can’t sugarcoat it – she’s kind of an airhead. And
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