Lately we’ve both been so busy, we’ve really been disconnected from each other. So I’m taking you away for the weekend. Phones aren’t allowed. We’re going to just be with each other, focus on us and our connection, and let the rest
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You’ve just come home from a long day, and you find me in a cute little apron, making dinner, ready to help you relax. I want you to unwind and really let go of your day, so I set you up with
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You’ve texted me that you needed me for something, so here I am. It turns out your girlfriend broke up with you because you weren’t “sexually adventurous” enough. Once we decided I didn’t need to kick her ass (though she deserves it),
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Tonight’s “speed dating” thing was a total bust and we need some very strong drinks at a local bar to compensate. Once we’re settled at a table in the back corner, we talk about just how bad the night actually way. This
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I’m picking you up at work after what should have been my best date yet with the new guy I’m seeing. Unfortunately, he told me he doesn’t like blowjobs and essentially made a relationship impossible for me. Giving a good blowjob is
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