Each year we have a bucket list of sexy things we want to try out during the course of the year, and each New Year’s Eve we sit down and see how much of our lists we accomplished. Tonight we’re going through our lists for this year and I realize I only have one thing […]

You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by excitement and anticipation? Or do they take their time and appreciate the wrapping […]

We’re getting ready to go to your family’s holiday dinner and you’re having some stress about it. These types of gatherings are overwhelming for you, especially at this time of year. You’re getting out of the shower and I notice you’re struggling a bit. Yes, we have somewhere to be, but taking care of you […]

We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace a real person when it comes to pleasure, while I happen to be […]

You’ve rented my place for the weekend through Air BnB, and when you arrive, I’m not supposed to be here. But I am. I’m late leaving because I’m looking for something pretty important that I need to take with me. Something that would be absolutely embarrassing if a guest found it randomly in my house […]