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It’s late and we’re stuck fixing your fuck-up for the fundraiser tomorrow for the animal shelter we’re both volunteering with. I already didn’t like you and now having to pull an all-nighter has made that worse. You want to know what my problem is. The truth is, you don’t remember that we went to high […]
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I’m still trying to figure out why I agreed to work Halloween night when the lights suddenly go out in my lab. I’m more annoyed than anything, until someone grabs me in the dark. At first I’m terrified – for about 30 seconds, until I realize it’s you, my boyfriend, trying to act out one […]
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When our dipshit friends got under my skin about how I don’t ever do anything outside my comfort zone, I made the colossal mistake of letting them pick my Halloween costume for the party tonight. They picked one of my favourite characters, Bayonetta, and I was actually excited. But in keeping with their true dipshit […]
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I made a stupid agreement with my roommate to get out of cleaning the bathroom, and, well, now I’m suffering for it. You show up at our apartment looking for her, but she’s not home. Instead, you find me, wearing a panty vibrator being controlled by strangers on the internet, and I’m in a very […]
The school year just started and already I’m struggling with math. You’re tutoring me, helping me with try to understand these concepts, and I’m just not getting it. I’m getting stressed and upset, and I can’t get my head around what you’re trying to show me. I know that the more tense I get, the […]