We’ve just come back from a double blind date and it didn’t exactly go well. Your date had hygiene issues and mine, well, he was fine, but he was boring. There are certain things I need in a partner, and this guy just didn’t have them. As we debrief on our evening, I realize that […]
I’ve been best friends with your younger sister for years, and this year for Christmas we’re all home at the same time, so I’ve joined your family for dinner. You and I are cleaning up after dinner, in the kitchen, and you seem really uncomfortable as I chatter away about who knows what. You don’t […]
Each year we have a bucket list of sexy things we want to try out during the course of the year, and each New Year’s Eve we sit down and see how much of our lists we accomplished. Tonight we’re going through our lists for this year and I realize I only have one thing […]
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You never really know a person until you know how they open their Christmas presents, do you? It says a lot about them. Do they rip off the wrapping in their haste to get to what’s underneath, wanting instant satisfaction, driven by excitement and anticipation? Or do they take their time and appreciate the wrapping […]
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We’re getting ready to go to your family’s holiday dinner and you’re having some stress about it. These types of gatherings are overwhelming for you, especially at this time of year. You’re getting out of the shower and I notice you’re struggling a bit. Yes, we have somewhere to be, but taking care of you […]
We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace a real person when it comes to pleasure, while I happen to be […]