Script by u/Alcaponehlnd We’ve been neighbours for a while now, and I watch you come and go from your place, always wearing headphones, oblivious to the world. Today, however, you catch me watching you. It turns out you weren’t so oblivious, and
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We’ve just watched a movie on Netflix that gave us a bit more than we’d bargained for, and it leads to a conversation about the merits of sex toys versus the real thing. You’re firmly in the camp that nothing can replace
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Your company understands the benefit of keeping its employees stress-free. To help with that, they provide several willing partners who will take care of whatever needs you have to keep you feeling good. You’re speaking at a conference this afternoon, so to
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You’re assisting with a new research project at work, specifically dealing with sex. There have been some issues with the data being provided by recent study participants, so the lead researcher has tasked you with making sure the equipment is functioning properly.
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